How to Compliment Someone Based on their Sign
- Fire Signs (Aries, Leo and Sagittarius): Tell them they're awesome. That's it. It doesn't even have to be true just tell them they're the best at everything.
- Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces): It's all in the little things. Tell them you like their laugh or that they have a cute smile. See them self-consciously playing with their hair? Tell them it looks great. Whatever you say, they'll be walking on clouds all day.
- Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn): Be objective. No bullshit for these guys. Whatever you compliment them on has to be something they know to be true, otherwise they'll know you're full of shit. Oh, you think their hair looks pretty? They know they are having a bad hair day. Bonus points if you compliment their work/how helpful they are.
- Air Signs (Gemini, Libra and Aquarius): Compliment their brains. Seriously, just tell them they're the smartest person you know and you'll have them in the bag.
Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket
$20 can get you many peanuts
Money can be exchanged for goods and services